Not My Finest Hour

So today wasn’t so great for me. I’m sure that in the short time I’ve been running this blog I haven’t developed a serious, loyal following of readers that feel they know me on a more personal level by looking into this small insight of my life via the web, and more importantly I am positive that nobody comes to this blog to look for serious discussion or lamenting. But that’s what today’s post concerns. If you aren’t up for that, scroll down to read about the wrecked Mustang that started off my crappy week or the fights taking place on Googlefight. Chuck Norris kicked ass.

Anyway, a short summary of my day follows:

8:45 – Get to parking deck without a parking pass since mine was in the Mustang. Lie to attendant and tell him I’m new here, didn’t know about it.

8:55 – Charm parking pass lady into giving me a temporary parking pass for free instead of making me pay for one. Walk back and put it on my car.

9:30/10:45 – Sit through a sociology class where we all looked at abstract art, wrote down what we saw, then discussed it as a class. I kept saying I saw someone dying. The teacher doesn’t like me anymore.

11:00/12:15 – Sit through a psychology class where we all got into groups to discuss the readings we were supposed to have done. I had seven group members, one of whom has read. I haven’t even bought the book.

12:25 – Get back to my car to find that it won’t start. After checking various things, I see that I’ve left the lights on. Dead battery.

12:26 – Nurse my hand and try to get the huge dent out of the Mustang parked beside me. He shouldn’t have parked there anyway.

12:30/1:15 – Call anyone I’ve ever met to see if they are around and may be able to come jump me off. No avail.

1:20 – Nice guy pulls up behind me and offers to jump me off.

1:21 – Find out the jumper cables are only 12 feet long and thus will not reach any cars other than the two parked beside me.

1:22 – Scratch Mustang next to me with 12 foot long jumper cables. He should’ve come back by now and jumped me off anyway.

1:25 – Start walking to campus police to find someone to help me.

1:35 – Get to campus police, tell my story. Bitch in the window giggles and says she’ll see what she can do.

1:36 – Steal pen to spite the bitch in the window.

1:45/2:00 – Campus police come and jump me off. I cruise around to let the battery charge, get back to my apartment, and go to sleep.

So as you can see today wasn’t really the best day for me. Or the guy who parked his Mustang next to me. I know that sometimes life throws you a curveball and the only thing you can do is try to get through it; I got through it by locking myself in my room and watching Home Improvement. I thought maybe Tim would have a similar problem as me and Wilson would have some good advice. No dice. Anyway, I’m sorry today’s post isn’t more interesting or funny, but today wasn’t really interesting or funny for me. I promise tomorrow I’ll do better.

Josh