Years ago someone turned me on to Googlefight, an application which allows you to enter any two keywords and then see which one gets more hits on Google. Now I can’t say anything about the honesty of the application (it does have Hillary Clinton beating Barack Obama), but it’s damn fun to think of two keywords that have nothing to do with each other and let them battle it out. Well I’ve decided to host a Googlefight Tournament of Champions here on Parmesan, with a 32-competitor, bracket-style elimination to see who is truly the Googlefight King. The competitors have come from far and wide to battle it out, each seeking to prove that he is the best. Let’s meet our competitors:
People:
Chuck Norris, Richard Simmons, Avril Lavigne, The Pope
Joe Rogan, William H. Macy, Carrot Top, Anna Nicole Smith
Movies:
Masters of the Universe, The Devil Wears Prada, Freddy vs. Jason, Fern Gully
Flubber, Battlefield Earth, Chill Factor, From Justin To Kelly
Muppets:
Big Bird, Telly Monster, Count Von Count, Aloysius Snuffleupagus
Gobo, Wembley, Statler, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Fads:
Pet rocks, Slap bracelets, Windbreakers, Beanie Babies
PF Flyers, Tamagotchi, Weebles, Mood rings
Well there you have it. 32 challengers each hoping for a chance at glory. Now I know we all think it will be Chuck Norris and From Justin To Kelly in the final round, but Googlefight can surprise you. Stay tuned for Round 1 of the Googlefight Tournament of Champions, hosted here at Parmesan Fleas.
Josh
Filed under: humor, website | Tagged: chuck norris, googlefight, tournament