Library Card Clearance

I never paid much attention to anything in high school regarding schoolwork. Oh sure, I loved going to art class every day and attempting to create a female equivalent to Michaelangelo’s ‘David’, but when it came to the math, science, history, government, economics, and literature portion I wasn’t a huge fan. Oh and typing. That [...]

Nice Duck, Man

Back when I was in high school my family got a group membership to the local YMCA. We all kidded ourselves into thinking we would go on these family exercise excursions, but in reality none of us ever went more than 4 or 5 times and the only real benefit we got out of it [...]

Slip ‘n’ Slide ‘n’ Bleed

One of my favorite things about living in the good old U.S. of A. is Wal-Mart. They have literally any possible thing you could ever need to get through life. Not only can you get all your shopping done there, you can get a haircut, manage your finances, have a portrait taken, eat a tasty [...]

Dinner and a Show

Since I am a college student, and both of my roommate are college students, the average maturity level around our apartment is somewhere near zero. To give you a better idea, here’s a few things we have lying around: A giant ‘welcome’ sign we stole from a dorm the first week of classes, a [...]

The Dialectizer

Once again on my journey to view every possible site on the internet, I have come across another beautiful gem. This one is called The Dialectizer, and it takes any site on the web and turns it into something worth reading. The Dialectizer has various dialects, including Jive, Redneck, and Moron, and applies those dialects [...]